Cat: Hey Mike, did you ever notice how those stupid humans always mix us up with you dogs?
Dog: Oh, here we go again…
C: Don’t “Oh, here we go” me! They think that because you dogs always wag your tail when you’re happy-
D: YEAH we dooooooo!
C: As I was saying, because of that, every time they pick us up and our tails start moving, they think we’re happy!
D: How could you NOT be happy??
C: *side-long look* I’m a wild animal, a hunter, they assist me with a palace and treat me with delicacies from across the world.
D: Wild…Animal? You live in a house.
C: I leave them gifts for their services and they humbly accept and place it in their tall shrine.
D: Hey~~do you think they like the birds or the snakes more? Maybe they-
D: *Whisper* What?…
C: *Hissed* Bird, 9 O’clock
D: Bird? Should I bark?!!!!!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!
C: I said Shush! Go catch that rampid tail trying to hide behind you >.>
D: (>^OwO^)> OH? TAIL?! Where? Where?! I’ll get it this time!
C: …and… the preyyy…. Is within range…
D: GWOT IT!!!!!
C:Damn it, it flew away~… noisy mutt. *Sigh* next time little birdy, next time.
D: Oh yeah, why do you wag your tail?
C: I don’t “WAG” my tail. When I’m agitated I lightly smack them or their general direction because my talons are too much for them to handle. They aren’t hunters.
D:Uhhhhhhh huh… Doyouthinkthere’sanyfoodinside?!
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